random yaoi things ive notice when reading
Number one: nine outta ten the top always gotta wear fucking pants when they screwing, like bro… take it off??? is that not uncomfortable?? or maybe the artists do it as a cheat code as to not draw their butts or something idk
Number two: like whenever their injured or sick in yaoi it’s their first instinct to go “noooo we can’t we can’t… ok maybe i blow u …. ok let’s do it”, like sir let the sick rest or better yet your sick just rest
Number three: memory loss or the amnesia plot be so fucking overused not even funny, like it’s always in this somewhat order,
1. there a misunderstanding or conflict
2. the way to solve the issues is figured out or someone coming clean
3. come to find out one of the characters got smack by a pot and now it’s a whole new issue
(Will i eat it up yes, but does it still annoy me … yes)
Messages
1. i see you walking or talking with another man and i assume you're cheating on me and then we fight and stop communicating, driving us crazy. but get this one day i just go over and we fuck because i'm too horny and miss your physical touch
2. you're both getting drunk and suddenly that one night you decide to fuck or screw around
3. bottom is in debt and 10 times out of 10 the random rich guy who shows up wants you for your body
4. getting revenge but oh i just can't resist the sex
5. straight guy is never straight
6. straight up no greetings or introduction and they're just having sex within the first few panels (like ok it's whatever but you know what i mean)
7. top is fully clothed while bottom only has shoes or socks on
and yes the "my face is red and i'm feeling really hot right now because i'm horny definitely not because i'm running a high fever trope," is wayyy too common for my liking. (and like you said... i also eat it up but yeah !!)
don’t get be started on mr straight guy, talks so much about how he’s still straight after doing the most gay shit ever
and being drunk and screwing out of no where is how most enemies to lovers plot progress their stories!!
The ‘oh you’re sick so I’m going to go over to your house to take care of you and we happen to fuck’ plots are insane to me. Like when I’m sick I want nothing to do with other peoples like WTF. Idk how you get horny when you have such I high fever that you’re sweating and low-key delusional but ok
RIGHT! when i’m sick it’s not hot at all i’m sniffing and coughing all congested like… i lay in my bed in the darkness and pray that this sickness doesn’t take me out XD