Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!”
“Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”
“Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.”
“I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!”......
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