Best response to "I love you"

I’m pregnant and you aren’t the father   reply

i love you too baby qoh honey bunch sugarplum boo boo bear skidamarink a dink a dink   reply

I love my fictions men/women too ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~   reply

"dont kill urself   reply

walking away   reply

I'm sorry, who are you?   reply

You're welcome. (⌒▽⌒)   reply

glad you got good taste too   reply

“You love me? How far would you go for me?” “…oh no I don’t love you back, sorry. I was just curious.”   reply