What's the funniest thing that's happened to you recently?

I'm bored, so tell me things. I'll go first:

A few days ago I was drinking by myself and I just started sending voice messages to my best friend, singing to her and saying how much I love her and the reasons I love her and stuff like that. It was just because currently I live in another city and I just missed her. I was just sending all that nonsense and drinking until I passed out ╥﹏╥
And I woke up to the sound of my mom banging on my door while screaming in the stairway because my best friend called everyone, I mean EVERYONE. She thought I was committing the S word. I was getting angry calls all day ╥﹏╥