I decided to put on some make-up before going to uni then a friend of mine said something along the lines of "It's amazing what make-up can do to someone." (She's smiling happily to me while saying that) reply
My doctor told me my eyes are poop colored, and after he felt my stomach, he drew out shit shapes and said that my shit felt like the shit shapes he drew which is good. Honestly he’s a pretty funny dude, kinda strange though. He kinda reminds me of Ryan Reynolds with how he sounds and his humor. 1 reply
"Why can't you be like her? She's so nice that she does whatever I tell her to."
This living breathing piece of shoe from my class in high school. reply
some girl once told me "Your hair smells like my grandmas bathroom" I JUST WASHED IT THE DAY BEFORE THAT AND MARINATED IT IN SHAMPOO FOR 10 MINS. tbf she probably meant like the good bathroom scent BUT GIRL- reply
"I didn't know you were such a academic nerd boy and can be handsome i always thought you were a bad student who did drugs." like i- just say im ugly before not me doing drugs?? 1 reply
"omg you're so fat but like its cute tho, like with your short chubby fingers and chubby face, its not a bad thing tho its cute."
Bitch what i aint even fat
5'3 50kg is fat?? 2 reply
One of my ex once complimented how hot I was "I like how curvy you are but you can tell you're not fat unlike my ex" I was like???? Putting another girl down won't make me feel good wth ??? Yuck reply
