What was the most backhanded compliment someone ever gave you?

I decided to put on some make-up before going to uni then a friend of mine said something along the lines of "It's amazing what make-up can do to someone." (She's smiling happily to me while saying that)   reply

"Your have really pretty features, you would've been so beautiful if you had lighter skin" like WOAH...   3 reply

My doctor told me my eyes are poop colored, and after he felt my stomach, he drew out shit shapes and said that my shit felt like the shit shapes he drew which is good. Honestly he’s a pretty funny dude, kinda strange though. He kinda reminds me of Ryan Reynolds with how he sounds and his humor.   1 reply

My friend got told “You should really become a model, they take everyone now”   reply

"Why can't you be like her? She's so nice that she does whatever I tell her to." This living breathing piece of shoe from my class in high school.   reply

some girl once told me "Your hair smells like my grandmas bathroom" I JUST WASHED IT THE DAY BEFORE THAT AND MARINATED IT IN SHAMPOO FOR 10 MINS. tbf she probably meant like the good bathroom scent BUT GIRL-   reply

I’ve never been complimented irl #themiddlechildsyndrome #mid #npc   1 reply

"omg you're so fat but like its cute tho, like with your short chubby fingers and chubby face, its not a bad thing tho its cute." Bitch what i aint even fat 5'3 50kg is fat??   2 reply

One of my ex once complimented how hot I was "I like how curvy you are but you can tell you're not fat unlike my ex" I was like???? Putting another girl down won't make me feel good wth ??? Yuck   reply

"you're not pretty but you're cute, maybe if you weren't... bla bla, you'll become prettier", that's pretty funny because I was in a room with the pretty girls gang, and they suddenly said that to me, that might sounds genuine but the tone plays the important part in this, like why bother complimenting if u actually have a second thoughts which doe......   reply