You wake up pregnant, what would you do?

abort.   reply

I would name the baby heaven, because that's where it's going   2 reply

Kill myself   reply

Go back to sleep.   reply

I'm keeping it. since I'm a virgin male my baby is probably the next jesus. yaoi jesus.   reply

Honestly if there is some way to know what my future kid would look like, i would keep it. Because what if it's cute like me, I'm not depriving the world of another lethal face card   reply

Shit it out   reply

Immaculate conception -> Immaculate abortion. (︶︿︶)＝凸   reply