gooner bl readers

who's the top
who's the bottom
who's the seme
who's the uke
if <character> is the bottom/if <character> is the top i'm dropping
dropped because <character> is the bottom/dropped bc <character> is the top
*sees shounen ai tag* where's the P 0 R N????

and then y'all wonder why bl readers have a rep of being obsessed with gay sex? lmao