Have you had any weird encounters with other people?

I mean, like, on your way home or something. Okay, here’s mine: there was this super old, 90-year-old man sitting on a bench. He called me over, and I thought, 'Okay, maybe he needs help or something.' So I asked him what he wanted. But guess what he asked me? He wanted me to go with him behind a house to, you know, do something with him. I was so damn shocked. Of course, I refused, but then he started guilt-tripping me, saying stuff like, 'If I were a young guy, you’d do it with me.' I was just standing there, like, 'Where did he even get that idea from?' I was wearing super conservative clothes, but this old man just started making up fanfiction about me being out here sluting for no reason. ╮(￣▽￣)╭