Naming your dick
So I met a guy, handsome fella (totally not my gay ass crushing) and I don't where, why or how but somehow it led to the discovery of me finding out that he named his *silly willy* Mr. Thumb..
Yes, I did ask him why he named *him* that and he said something along the lines of "just felt right". Now as a fellow human with a dick, I realized; I also subconsciously named mine 'action figure' (don't ask why).
Yea I guess that's all? I don't know what did you name yours? Or would name it if you had it? (Is anyone gonna see this?)
༼;´༎ ༎༽ lol wtf
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So my crush named *his* ”Mushroom Stick”
Bros so lucky that he has a thing to name like, I would've used that if I was a guy even better I'd name it ”milky stick”
I have a female friend who told me she named her tits "bob with double o"
it’s giving kolya
oh god.. the fact that ik what you're on about. why must you remind me.. i died of cringe
Well it's giving me questions with is that?
be specific idk if we’re on the same term
it doesn't get more specific than Kolya. GoF ofc
well giving his personality it’s not that cringe kinda expected
i named mine "little harold"
sometimes hes "big mini harold"
Hello Harold
idk why the first name that came to me is little soldier
like hypothetically, if i had one, it'd be called little soldier.
Comrade
huh we naming dicks now? i had no idea. how did your crush for him not dissolve that instant? i'm walking away the moment a dude starts broadcasting his name
Well you can trust and crush a man who name's his 'Mr. Thumb', wouldn't you?
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............My husband has 2 names. 'Chico' when its hard and 'Chibi Chico' when soft:))
TMI
Why y'alls men naming such cute things and then there's me ಥ‿ಥ
Is the willy the same size as a thumb
Oh wait lemme ask
I saw this and honesty if I had one I'll probably name it cuz why tf not and action figure is a very interesting choice I get it however mr thumb..funny but no
Lmaooo then would you approve? XD
no cuz ur guy answered it by saying just felt right which basically means he's saying he got a small cutie down there
but again who knows men are weird
Lmao as a man I agree with you we are weird, Mr. Thumb is a cute name
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you are right it is cute if u dont think too much abt it (〜￣△￣)〜