ex bf
got caught by my ex bf. he knew that I read bl but I fell asleep one time while reading on my phone and when he picked it up to charge (I always forget to charge my phone) he happened to stumble upon a sex scene. I don't remember which story exactly but it was uncensored XD. He spent a good 20 min the next day arguing about the "anatomical inaccuracies" regarding the top XDDD
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I mean, he’s right. RARELY do I actually see anatomically correct dicks.
Those gravity defying foot longs actually scare me.
“Gravity defying” is crazyyyyyy
Am I wrong?
I know that dicks can stick straight up but idk how some of these, frankly third leg looking havoc wreckers, do that, they gotta way a fuck ton if they’re THAT big.
weight ---> weigh
?????? ---> way
Cackling
I mean thank you for pointing out my glaringly obvious, lazy mistake, but I genuinely don’t know what you mean? Lmao.
I didn’t even say weigh, i just said way
Idk what you were trying to inform me on but I appreciate the effort
Blud really is a professional investigator, nothings lost on you.
hahahahaha that's funny
Then proceeded to shoot me a disappointed look every time he encountered a phallus shaped object
lol thats next level
stopppp