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My yaoi obsessed rotten brain that didn't know what keeping thoughts in your head means asking questions.. In 2020.   6 reply
06 12,2024
My every answer to every question is ur mom and I literally cannot control it bc it’s been like ingrained in my mind since I was a child so like whenever someone asks me something my first instinct is to say “ur mom” knowing this, I was in my lecture hall and it’s huge asf like they got microphones and projectors and speakers so u can under......   1 reply
06 12,2024
it actually is a crime when it's a man being cringe, women can do nothing wrong   1 reply
06 12,2024
I dont know why this keeps happening to me, but sometimes I just say something benign or talk to myself, and everyone stares at me. I feel like I'm really weird, not in the quirky way, but in the bad way. Even in elementary school, my teacher asked my mom why I was always alone during recess and walked around in circles. To an extent, I dont have a......   2 reply
06 12,2024
I just wanna hit myself so bad for this but if it can make someone feels better about themselves or laugh a bit, here is a list of cringy things I did: *I once put an item very high so I could pretend to my boyfriend I was too short to reach it lol (the fact that he didn't think that I could just grab a chair to reach it tho) *I once sent vocal me......   3 reply
06 12,2024
I used "Oki" instead of "okay". Nuff said   4 reply
06 12,2024
I used to have NO FUCKING HYGIENE. I barely took care if my appearance at all, it was so bad. Rn I still suck at looking good and stuff, but 2-3 years it was sooo much worse. Didn’t shave, take care if acne, shower, etc. Anytime I see a picture of myself from those times I want to shrivel up into a raisin   2 reply
06 12,2024
Twerking in front of my father... to be fair, I chose to do that ( ̄∇ ̄") I just get turned on in weird moments But then my mother came into the room and starting beating the crap out of my dad for engaging with me, even though I am 34 and can fight my own battles ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍   7 reply
06 12,2024
I grew up in a devout catholic, evangelical community. To prove my worth I brought two bibles with me everyday and quoted verses on the fly like I was owed a sainthood. I was 10. Fast forward to 13. Cramped in public transport like sardines in a tin can. I was wondering why the passengers shut up each time I turned my volume up. Turns out while my......   1 reply
06 12,2024
In 2020 I made a dream smp furry au Can't even say I left it in my past because I drew it again in October LMAO Also just everything I got up to on amino in 2016/2017 I drew that one when my friend uninstalled amino for like 2 days. I was 100% serious about it I remember crying while drawing it.   1 reply
06 12,2024