read yaoi till 5a.m and got caught by parents and they are furious

y'all i was trying to finish punch,drunk,love in one sitting and had no clue of the time whatsoever till i heard ominous scratching and shuffling at the door but my cat was sleeping next to me. I thought someone might be robbing the house and used lightsaberkun as my flashlight. Suddenly the door burst open with a loud bang. my heart literally burst out of my chest and i almost passed out for a hot sec. the primal instinct in my dumbass brain was to Kobe the phone right into my father's face. Thank the almighty gods that they were as shocked as i am and the phone shut down on impact. But now they are hella mad at me and won't talk to me, they are thinking i stayed up messaging a byoy frolicking with him lmao. Respectfully ur fruity ass daughter has no game