My brain synapses work too fast

why am i shipping my 2 male science tutors help.
one of them is a chem teacher, the other teaches physics. And yeah sure they're married to women but does my brain care? idk, it keeps shipping them so ig not.
there have been sus moments yk, the way they talk to each other n shit (or maybe i haven't seen a healthy m/m friendship in a while) .
i could provide y'all with all the instances of sus things happening, but those are too small to be typed out individually, but seriously it happens all the time. plus, they share an office. there's a spare room in the building but they share an office. they have a third teacher here in this institution, but he has a separate office altogether. but they share an office.
also, i went to class on monday. the physics tutor was sick, stilk he taught us. I went to the physics teacher afterwards to show my rough copy (he's asked for it every time we have class idk why) and while leaving i hear him ask chem tutor to tea. and now, literally at 4am, i check the classes group to find that our chem teacher is sick in the same way our physics teacher was 2 days ago. And i know, diseases can spread by just sitting in the same office room, but my bl rotted (/hj) brain is telling me they fucked.
again, THEY'VE TALKED ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN IN CLASS BEFORE. but idk.
(note: I've never even fully thought about this before, till today. i have not, and will not do anything harmful just because i believe this. and I'll focus on my studies regardless, this is just a fun little thing that keeps poking in my head so i had to get it out.)