Every steps it jiggles it causes an earthquake around in chicago. It claps and claps sending big tsunamis to japan because of the sound wave emitted from it. When I wanna sit down a 55 foot deep sinkhole gets formed. It's so bouncy that when i jump it cause into a multi-disaster that consist of Tsunami, Earthquake and Tornado. I wanna do sky jumping but the US might shoot me with a nucler bomb mistaking me for a meteor. Last night my husband got stuck in between my ass and he's still not gotten out as if my ass had swallowed him whole. I don't want this big ass anymore I want my husband back.
