Crazy hook up experience.
When I first got to hawaii, I was hooking up with this guy and I was fingering him. So I got a finger in him and he was like "come on, use two fingers!" so i put two and then he was like "use 4" so i put four but like up to my knuckles and then he goes "just try to put your hand in". So I've got my hand in there and then he was like "can you put your other hand in?" and then i put the other hand in and I'm like this _/_ inside him, like my hands were together palms facing each other and then he goes "can you try to push up to your elbows?" and I said "with both hands!?" and he goes "if it doesn't work, it doesn't work" with a shrug, so I was like "okay...." so I'm pushing and he's like moaning and sweating and I get in there till the elbows and then he says and I'm not kidding you, he goes "now clap" and i said "what!?" he looked me in the eye and said firmly "clap" and I was like trying and i said "i can't, i literally can't" and he smirked and said with full confidence "its tight isn't it?"
I booked an uber and went back home and slept.