Omg guys I was at the bus stop tryna get to my uni and i accidentally stepped on some dude who was sleeping on the floor and I was too embarrassed to face him so I just stomped his head into the concrete multiple times cz I got nervous but bro… I looked down and saw blood but bc I was so nervous I thought it was my period gushing out so I ran to the washroom and by the time I came back there were police officers surrounding the area and bitch they came over to question me cz of the blood on me but I lied and said it was tomato sauce cz I love pasta and bitch they arrested me for carrying 35 pounds of heroin with intention to sell can someone bail me out pls
