New Year Resolutions for 2025: Spill Your Goals and Set the Vibe for an Epic Year (Manifesting that

Alright, daydreamers and overthinkers, 2025 is almost here, and it’s time to lock in those resolutions like the pro-level over-promisers we all secretly are. Drop your goals here. Write them out, pin them up, and make sure they’re bold enough to haunt you in those legendary 3AM “This is so not what I had planned; where’s that version of me I promised to be?” moments. Let’s make Future 'Us' so motivated we can’t escape the guilt-tripping power of our own goals.

For me, I’m all about…
Perfecting the art of not giving a damn about anything that makes me want to dig a casket, hop in, and take up permanent residence with the Underworld crew.
Goals? I’m becoming the new and improved me (yep, the one who doesn’t abandon plans a nanosecond after writing them).
This year, I’m committing to mind my body and actually work on it (seriously, for real this time). Sharpening my brain till it’s as pointed as a tungsten needle (ready to poke life like a pro), actually diving into my hobbies instead of just blabbing about them, learning new things to be proud of, and leaving all the negatives and bad habits behind like they’re toxic relations I’ve never met.

Oh, and on top of that; I’mma master the ancient art of self-love (AH!) while minding my own business like it’s my full-time gig. And if I make a promise to myself this time? You better believe I’m keeping it.

So, what epic stuff are YOU planning to crush in 2025? Let’s hear it.
Let’s set this year on fire and watch the ashes rise into glittering stars.

Come on, let’s not flop together and then spend another year planning for the next one. Life’s short, but not a vampire century.

Get it together, you lombo jams.