Why y’all be afraid of dicks?

Ok I’m genuinely wondering why y’all hate dicks so much.
Many people on this site read gay porn and still get a jump scare when the dicks are uncensored. You do realise you’re reading stories about two guys having sex right?!? And guys and have dicks?
Why’re y’all so afraid of shlongs?

Like literally every comment section I go to where it’s either uncensored or has an uncensored version. People are commenting “where’s the lightsaber?” Or “wow that was a jump scare”
I’m just wondering why dicks scare you guys so much

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Hako 1 hours

This post is so specific I'm genuinely wondering if it's about what I said in Don't Mess With The Puppy lmao Well, maybe it's because things like that are normal?? If you're a man and you suddenly get flashed by another dude in public without prior warning of course you'd be surprised even though you've seen your own dick thousands of times yourse...... 3 reply

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Grogg 1 hours

I honestly dropped shutline after seeing Jake’s concrete grey shlong. 2 reply

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Shh 1 hours

im guessing cause most of the time its censored in some way and people dont expect it? hence the lightsaber comments reply

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PEEPEE- DRINKER 1 hours

More than half the people on here are children and/or virgins reply

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A2Z 1 hours

bc dicks are inherently ugly but i also want to see fl's get their p u s s y plowed in different positions while she's begging for more the struggle is real reply

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Hajun is swaggot 1 hours

you know how ppl simp for faceless people? yeah I'd rather see that cock glowing. Doesn't look apetizing if i see it. reply

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NutMan 22 minutes

They don't look like real cocks, they look like flesh colored dildos. reply

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Broda ughhh 1 hours

Fr I prefer them uncensored, it feels more authentic reply

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pigglypoof 1 hours

We're just used to censored dicks so it's a surprise when we get a full frontal view. Also most of these dicks are drawn so funny. It's hard not to comment on it. reply

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