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AITA for not giving my omega boyfriend his pheromone suppressant pills after he said he won’t have sex with me for a day? I (32 alpha male) and my (25 omega male) boyfriend bought some pheromone suppressant pills this morning. When I saw he bought, I found it suspicious as I told him he doesn’t need them, especially he’s constantly around me......   3 reply

AITA for hiring a mariachi band to wake up my neighbor? my neighbor (65M) complained that i play loud music in the mornings, so i figured if he wanted to hear "real music," i’d hire a live band. he didn’t take it well, and now everyone says I’m an AH.   1 reply

can i have ur grandmas workout routine   1 reply

am i (65M) in the wrong for making my neighbours (52M) cat (4M) apologise because he shat on my lawn? so my neighbours cat, microwave, kept jumping over the fence and shatting in my garden. after it happened a few times, i hired an animal trainer to “teach” the cat some manners. i even got a tiny chalkboard and had a little “apology ceremony,......   3 reply

AITA (4F) for stealing my sisters cat and genetically modifying it into a 600lb rabid killing machine capable of breaking a grown man’s femur in its jaws and using it as a toothpick?   2 reply

AITA for stabbing people that slightly annoy me? I was having dinner with my boyfriend and realised he chews with his mouth open, and a food particle flew from his mouth straight to my shirt. I took my fork and stabbed him in the eye. I think it was justified, but he's acting like a bitch making a big deal about it. He hasn't faced any major issues......   4 reply