girl i am definitely attracted to in my class said "youre so cool" regarding my halloween costume yesterday and i cant stop thinking abt it
im so fucked
i NEED to stop falling for every girl that is nice to me
she even gave me stickers for my laptop at the beginning of the semester bc we like the same show and she had extra stickers so i cant even use my laptop without thinking abt her
guys am i fucked?
do i have a chance?
should i go for it?
fuck
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Baby I’m an expert
How to get rid of a crush: the homophobic way
1) avoid her. Avoid her at all costs. Do not talk to her do not look at her do not breathe the same air as her
2) distract yourself from her presence by having an anxiety attack caused by unbearable self loathing after seeing her once again inevitably gives you butterflies.
3) think about all of her imperfections and how awful she probably is. Oops! You accidentally fell in love with her flaws too, fuck.
4) pray the gay away, or if you aren’t religious you may be able to get your parents to try beating it out of you. Getting electrocuted half to death at a conversion camp is also a viable option.
Cycle through steps 1-4 for 3 years until it goes away. Don’t think too much about the success rate.
Hope this helps
i have far too much religious trauma that i have tried to heal from to let myself turn back to it but i am too very versed in this cycle, i think i am finally in a place to just let it be and see how it goes (●'◡'●)ﾉ
I’d say get closer and get to know her better to know whether you really like this person or if it’s infatuation. Who knows maybe after getting closer you’ll know if you have a shot and how to proceed after this best of luck to you (●'◡'●)ﾉ
yeah that definitely the smartest option for sure! ik at the very least i would like to be her friend :)
That’s great ! I’m rooting for you whichever way it goes ! (⌒▽⌒)