lately i have been communicating with the higher beings and repetitively pleading for the peace of todays mankind through taking the initiative to make cologne illegal i hate it i hate it so much i want to puke everytime i inhale such an act of barbarity my body physically recoils and denies me the right of breathing I LOATHE YOU ALL
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Men's cologne is SO STRONG, owned Chanel Bleu at one point and wow that shit it suffocating. My nose burned every time I caught a whiff of myself..
I like if they do a single spritz after a shower, something more neutral like CK One, then put on their clean clothes over it. Then throughout the day if they get really close to someone, like leaning in to help you with something you were working on... you get a subtle pleasant scent that catches your attention but *poof* they've walked away and the scent fades with them.
Someone who would take care of their hygeine doing something like that is going to smell fine anyway, then the hint of pleasant scent is like the cherry on a sundae. There's something so sexy about that.
Ugh, why aren't there more dudes like that... so many don't even use hair conditioner...