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Here's a list of real cassanova shit: Hey, you know what's hard and in my pants? Hey, you wanna see what's hard and in my pants? Hey, there's something hard and in my pants, wanna check it out? Hey, I don't mean to alarm you, but there's something hard and in my pants, and you might wanna see it. There was some sort of magnetism to you that has spa......   1 reply
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"Bonjour Madmozelle/monsieur, oui may not speak french, but I think you're bon appetite"   3 reply
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I ran out of pick up lines so can I pick you up at 9   reply
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corny pickup lines are sometimes cute if you do them jokingly. also lore drop I beg of you..   1 reply
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How about I give you some that have been used on me that I remembered. Do you know what an Australian Kiss is? It's like a French Kiss But Down Under. If we were playing basketball I'd totally put my balls in your hoop. Are you a pirate? Cause I got a lot of Semen for you. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber. I looked around the kit......   1 reply
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I am sorry, I forgot your name. can I just call you mine? I am pretty sure my ideal weight is you on top of me.   1 reply
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I think I saw you on Spotify, you were listed as the hottest single..Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me..Do you like Star Wars?Because Yoda only one for me!   reply
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Hey gurl, you must be cinderella cuz I see that dress disappearing at midnight   reply
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"I'm following you home cs my parents always told me to follow my dreams fr" you say nonchalantly.   reply
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On a scale of 1-10 you are a 9 because I am the 1 for you. I read that somewhere and it was so cute   reply
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