Asserting your dominance

I'll ask her if she's still hungry and before she could even answer I'll give her a 5 star authentic 3 course meal   1 reply

Heh, naturally I would unleash the beast inside. First I would produce a mighty and intimidating howl. (Real image of me during the last full moon) After my howl has left her in a state of shock and confusion I will return to my primal alpha instincts by dropping onto all fours and barking and growling. This intense finishing move will immediatel......   1 reply

*Looks at woman dominantly* Stay safe, woman. *pats her head and hugs her for comfort*   reply

...............prolly the 'T' pose first. Ppl don't like being pissed on nowadays *shrug*   reply