I sheltered the homeless roaches in my urethra during the thunderstorm

you’re so generous omg… you deserve the Nobel peace prize !!!   reply

[Verse 1] There's a big dick in my walls Hard on, hard on Through his pants I see his balls Hard on, hard on Keep my dick and balls inside Wish I had a wet wipe There's a gay side to us all Hard on, hard on [Verse 2] Every inch in my rear end He grinds, and grinds Feeling my adrenaline He grinds, and grinds Licks the cream cheese off my feet Const......   2 reply

This is so blowfly girl coded   reply

So when they said roaches would survive the apocalypse they meant this....   1 reply

i tried not to laugh and then spat everywhere, ya'll are demented   reply