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I wanted to be a doctor because of doc McStuffins this bitch made me diagnose my hotwheels car with Tirerosisbooboo   1 reply
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as a kid, I dreamt of being an astronaut until I thought, "wait, there’s no internet in space?" hard pass! now i spend my days hacking into machines and live my best life as a certified internet addict. who needs zero gravity when you have zero days and endless bandwidth   reply
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Wanted to be a teacher when I was a child. Now I just want to be unemployed. Adulting is so tiring.   1 reply
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Was lazy when I was younger and even lazier now, my dream job is no job even back then lmao   reply
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Get fucked by Henry Cavill   1 reply
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I was an edgy emo kid and I wanted to be an assassin so bad but now I just want to work as a software engineer lol   1 reply
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I've always wanted to be a fairy now that i've realized that I can't I wanna be a surgeon.   1 reply
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I wanted to be a fire truck. Never a fireman, I wanted to specifically be the truck. Now ummm I have no aspirations my dreams are still unrealistic and impossible... ohhh to be a wanderer in a medieval fantasy world...   reply
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Wanted to be a mathematician as a kid, now I just wanna earn enough money to retire by the age 30 and go buy some land in a remote place and farm for the rest of my life   1 reply
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