Secret and surprising!

I love tattoos but I really don't look like a person who would have any, people don't expect me to. I've been told that I "look like I like to read books" so that should give you a fair idea of what I've got going on (I prolly remind people of a librarian).
But I do have tattoos and they're all on places that are always covered by clothes, my back, ribs and thighs. They're like my personal, secret little art museum that nobody (exept the VIPs who are lucky enough to get to see me naked) knows about. And when someone finally gets to see the tattoos they didn't know about before, it's usually followd by a reaction sort of like: "HOLY CRAP girl I didn't know you were so inked up!"