I fucked the butter in the fridge, used it for my pancakes and would (will) do it again

The more you fuck it, the more protein you get. Do it again.   reply

what's up with all these troll 4chan comments these days??   reply

what in the actual fuck?   reply

Excuse me ?   reply

i just love how relatable u are   1 reply

I know this sounds weird but... Did it, like, feel good??? It's cold butter I assume, like really cold, cuz the heat of your... Organ would've melted it causing you to have a buttery tip and a very awkward yet fragrant bath. Cold things aren't usually nice for the D??? Why am I invested in this.   2 reply

I think some people just need a supervisor around them at all times, even if they are an adult...   reply