Why I need a black guy bbl after a long day of social suffering

Imagine getting back from a long day of school, you're out of energy and none of ur craving food is in the fridge cause ur siblings ate it and "didn't know" (I'm nvr letting this go cause they did in fact know) and u need to recharge ur energy what would be the best thing? "Food" no "a shower" no "sleep" hell no. "A-" A BLACK MAN WITH A NATURAL BBL