What do you do if you accidentally consumed irradiated water and made your frienemy pregnant?
So like, I was traveling around the city cause I was desperately looking for pumpkin spice lattes because I wanted to try them out as it is pretty near to being non-existent in our God forsaken country. After searching for hours, I eventually got tired and decided to give up. I also manage to have a psychedelic addiction as I'd much rather choose to disassociate from reality rather than experience it at all. Subsequently after consuming a few illegal substances, they eventually came into effect. The dumbest decision I did was deciding to move around and go outside. I could barely see shit properly due to my otherworldly looking hallucinations. A few minutes have past resulting in me getting thirsty. I stumbled upon a stream of water and decided to drink from it (Mind you that I am still high during that moment so my thinking cap isn't exactly working well). That aforementioned water happens to have been from a nuclear powerplant. A few bullshit happened here and there until I decided to go to my friend that's also kinda my enemy's household as I was pretty wary of what might happen while I'm severely high. I'm a pretty hypersexual person so I experience frequent feelings of horniness, and the drugs didn't help with that at all. I ended up asking my frienemy if we could have sex before doing so. They ended up agreeing and we spent almost an hour going at it. I have no prior knowledge that they could still get pregnant as they are a trans male. I genuinely thought they had their tubes tied. So in a nutshell, I accidentally made my frienemy pregnant and they may be carrying (a) baby/babies with either birth defects or actual mutations. I don't know what to do now!
I need whatever you’re smoking RIGHT NOW
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28 09,2024