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YALL THE NEW GUY AS WORK KEEPS HITING ON ME AND ITS FREAKING ME OUT


LIKE HES OLD AS FUCK AND KEEPS CALLING ME SWEETHEART AND BABY AND ONE OF THE OTHER COOKS WAS LIKE

“Leave her alone she’s a kid” AND HE WAS LIKE

“She’s not a girl she’s 19 she’s a woman”

LIKE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEWWWWW



AND HE KEEPS CALLING ME HIS GIRLFRIEND AND SAYS THAT HES GONNA MARRY ME AND THEN HE WAS LIKE


“You’re from Nigeria right” and I said

“Yeah”

“Are you married”

“I’m 19”

“How’d you get here if you didn’t marry anyone?”


LIKE HUH????? NO WAY I HAVE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT HOW IMMIGRATION WORKS AT YOUR OLD AS AGE


AND THEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT SOME

“If you have any family still back in Nigeria I’ll marry them so they can come to America”


So I said “great. I bet you and my dad would get along well” AND THEN HE GOT MAD AT ME FOR INSINUATIG HE WAS GAY


WORST OF ALL TELL ME WHY HE WENT UP TO ME AND WAS LIKE

“If the manager asks how it was like working with me today could you not tell him I was hitting on you?”



BROTHER EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH