Worst poetry competition

"Diarrhea" by Uhmno

I face my death
As I shit on the toilet

Grunting my teeth
And my stomach I squeeze

And gasping for air
Then shedding a tear

When I thought it was done,
Here comes another one

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Sleepy... 09 08,2024

This feels like some shit toilet terrorist prolly has engraved in a gold slab that he recites every night before he goes to sleep like it's the damn ten commandments (a goodnight prayer if you will) then gives it all little smooch and sets it down to lay in a glass case in the most bare apartment you've ever seen bc gold costs a shit ton. 1 reply

09 08,2024

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Peepaw 09 08,2024

Ur poem touched me on a deep and personal level.... like I was moved to tears.... It inspired me so I want to share one I wrote a little over a year ago "Bird Flu/e/w" by Peepaw A flue filled with birds that flew into the flue to escape the slew of birds with bird flu But the birds with bird flu flew into the flue now the flu will spread to the...... 1 reply

09 08,2024

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Aniyae 09 08,2024

You say worst. I say that was Shakespeare. Make a poetry book, a full collection of all of your talent. reply

09 08,2024

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Creaming my jeans 09 08,2024

What are you talking abt that's the best one 1 reply

09 08,2024

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5_guys_boogers_n_fries 09 08,2024

Is it supposed to rhyme……..? 1 reply

09 08,2024

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ʚ ✮ ɞ LUFFY ʚ ✮ ɞ 09 08,2024

im stealing dat 1 reply

09 08,2024

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Smiles 09 08,2024

Roses are blue Violets are red Daisy is cheating on Aster With a boy name caster Caster gave Daisy a poppy But aster thinks it’s his poppy Who would be the father of that poppy Why don’t pop a Cherry for me reply

09 08,2024

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