What was the dumbest thing you did in all your years being on this Earth

So my friends neighbors house had lemons and i picked one as a dare. I then got caught and i was like wtf how did i get caught. I then did it a 2nd time the next time i came over and i got caught again and i was like dam i got horrible luck. I then gave up for a while then 2 months later we were like "haha remember the lemon thing lets try that aga......   1 reply

That one time when I made love to llamas on a rusty, jagged iron sheet. Should've chosen the mattress. Stupid.   1 reply

There’s a lot of stupid things that I did in all my years of being on this earth, but the most earliest thing I could remember doing was eating a sandwich that fell on the floor when covid 19 was happening   1 reply

If "bruh I'm born is it not enough?" doesn't count, I'll say 2nd dumbest. I was 12 or 13, don't remember the reason but I was super angry. It was my first time being that angry, I couldn't control myself. So what did I do? I grabbed a wooden block and threw it at the offender. Or so I thought. It turns out I accidentally threw it at my sister. I wa......   reply

I impulsively opened a beer bottle when my parents went to the store and then freaked out because I didn’t know what to do with it so I decided to pour the beer into a reusable water bottle and run for it. Poured too quickly and the fizz bubbles over and made a mess on the floor. Cleaned it up with my sweatshirt. My parents asked later why I was ......   reply

I'm embarrassed while typing this lmao. I have a habit of swinging my arms while walking, especially when I am running. So when I crossed the pedestrian in a hurry, I did not notice that there is a guy at my side. I accidentally hit him where it hurts the most. The DUMBIEST part is when we both stop at the middle of the road. He who is groaning in ......   2 reply

Probably not the most stupid thing I've done but I can't remember much. It was a long time ago but I admitted to my best friend that I searched up what hentai was and then had a dream about it. A thing that I'm really glad about is that I didn't tell her I watched a few and that I kinda enjoyed my dream (and the hentai ofc) but for some reason both......   reply

I used to play a zombie game called Life After with multiple players and the game would often turn on the microphone automatically. So this time I was talking to myself and went on the game without checking the microphone, 15 mins after singing and talking about the most personal and random shit, I realised that Mic was actually on and this WHOLE T......   reply

one time in high school I skipped first period and about to go to my second period. I didn't know it was going to rain that day and wore sandals. My classroom was on the second floor of the building so I had to go up the stairs and ended up tripping. I smacked my face on the corner of the steps. There was also a student sitting on those steps and w......   2 reply