what if we're living in an omegaverse

and we're not even aware of it? i just know I would be a greasy pocket-sized beta but turns out to be omega nerdy otaku twink begging to get stretched out just like that hole in my waifu body pillows surrounded by 8 year old expired semen . but hmm who would you guys ship me with ? who shall be my one and only alpha ? I'd prefer an otome game type plot just saying .

drop your suggestions down below !