When i was 8 i broke my left arm
When i was 10 i broke my right arm
When i was 18 i broke my left arm again
My dad aint even surprised or worried when I broke it for the third time. Everyone know the drill by now.
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I’m actually a war criminal with a recent tax evasion charge ( I am trying to get rid of it) and I have 16 wives who gave me 45 children. I am also the grand papy of michelle obama as well as banging Donald trump in the white house bathroom. Yeah my life is pretty great
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when i was a baby my mom fainted when she looked at me because i was so handsome and she died which gave me plot armor.
all of the doctors that were in the room fainted as well as their eyes laid upon my extraordinarily handsome face.
this went on for years. my father who was bankrupt before suddenly made it big and became a trillionaire and then ...... 7 reply
Don't wanna be offensive or anything, but my life has been pretty chill so far. My parents love me( I think) and I love them, sure we have fought sometimes but it wasn't anything major or had its consequences reflect on my present/future. I have okayish friends, some were stupid(racist, homophobic, misogynistic) so I dumped them and I didn't think ...... 1 reply
