Okay well I may want a little more than flowers. Why bdays gotta suck so hard when no one wants to celebrate ur day of birth with you??? Call me selfish but I miss having a cake and a small bundle of shiny wrapped presents and balloons and flowers at my table, surrounded by smiling people singing a cute song. Now I buy my own cake and no one gives me a single flower even though I give them flowers on their special days and holidays and even when it's not a special day.
So I get to sit here, alone, for most of the day bar a call or two and eat my sad b-day cake by myself. I won't get texts from friends since apparently I'm the only one who saves people's bdays in my calendar. A lot of my family forgot my birthday so nothing from them.
And all of this is probably gonna be met with something like "Well at least you have a cake" or "I would love to celebrate my birthday this way" so go for it!
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It's sad how common this is once we grow up. I just make plans for myself now. If anyone wants to join, cool. If no one does, then at least I'm still having fun doing something I want to do. Happy birthday CabbagePanda.