boobs are overrated

They're irrelevant pieces of fat.

Clothing stops fitting when they decide to just grow for no reason other than to be annoying.

No matter how you sit you're squishing them if you're short like me; on the table, against the table, literally everywhere... NO the table doesn't go to my waist, it's always perfectly positioned... 'there'.

No matter how you cross your arms you're squishing them. Idk one of my classmates used to prop her boobs up with her arms by crossing them and would lean forward and idk just WHY? That's the only thing she can be proud of huh? Pieces of fat??? Dude it was so disturbing to see because she did it so obviously to prop them up... Like she'd dig them up and so on so forth.

No matter what you do, somehow in some way they get squished and it feels embarrassing... I used to sleep on my face, but now I don't because it just feels weird sometimes, especially if the mattress is hard. Soft mattresses are ok... but not by much. IT'S JUST WEIRD.

Oh my god, like they're depicted as these goldly globes of sex in manga, but they're so annoying irl. Especially with the sizes ig 'advertized' in manga; that'd be a such a pain in the back and everything. Imagine having boobs the size of your face? Just no... How would you wear anything? Do anything? You'd be a perfect human mattress--- Just idk waterbed but boob. Boob-bed.

No, lying on boobs that are larger than a certain size is NOT comfortable and is NOT recommended istg. It's just weird...

idk about man boobs, I don't really find them that attractive. Like, if you're going to sporting something bigger than a c-cup spread over double the area, then alright??? Like, that can't be comfortable... but then I remember that they're not actually fat, but muscle and ohh, they get boobs without the hassle and that's so unfair imo...

Anyway, your thoughts on boobs; manboobs or uhh ig womanboobs?