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up until i was 10, my dumbass thought sex was just 2 ppl intensely holding hands and then become pregnant.   reply
30 03,2024
Really thought my brother was Harry potter cause he has the same glasses, looks like him and my parents were like "lol yeah that's ur brother" this is how I became a huge ass potterhead. Also believed my uncle was Mahatma Gandhi cause both of them r bald-   1 reply
30 03,2024
If I eat too much ice cream I'll become really fat and then fly away like a balloon   reply
30 03,2024
They told me if i get into a relationship. I would instantly get pregnant.   reply
30 03,2024
i used to refuse to eat dinner because i wanted to leave room for desert so my dad started telling me that theres a special place for desert in my stomach and i believed him like a fool   1 reply
30 03,2024
I used to believe that if you shallow gum it'll stay in your stomach forever   reply
30 03,2024
some girl told me that if you drop a needle into your bed and fail to find it, at night it will go through your skin, enter a blood vessel, then travel with blood towards your heart, then the needle will poke through your heart and you will die. another girl told me that if a pregnant woman eats even a strand of dog hair she's gonna miscarry. ano......   2 reply
30 03,2024
my parents used to tell me that if i eat too much cheese id get worms in my stomach cause i loved cheese too much   reply
30 03,2024
I asked my parents what my Vietnamese name meant and my mother without missing a beat told me "your Vietnamese name means toilet and your brothers means poop". Me thinking she's lying asked my dad and my dad without missing a beat said "yep that's what your name means" no joke they persisted on this lie for 4 years straight. Other Vietnamese kids t......   1 reply
30 03,2024
I thought every single music video was live performance.. i just couldnt figure it out how they used to change their outfit so fast.... then my mom told me that it was recorded...   reply
30 03,2024