Get some elbow noodles (macaroni) and boil them with a dash of salt and oil.
Drain the water, but keep a tinsy tiny amount still in the pot.
Get your cheeses and melt them into another pan or pot. Add a cup of milk, 1-2 tablespoons of butter, jalapeno seasonings (Optional), any seasonings you want (also optional), Pepper and salt.
Then add in so......
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