Pick up lines..

" My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in " Lmao I just love this line   1 reply

How much does a Polar Bear weigh ? Answer: Enough to break the Ice. PS: This has NEVER worked on anyone.   1 reply

If you die and I'm there, it's not Heaven, it's Hell ♡♡ Best one so far   reply

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us two together.” Simply because it’s the only pickup-line that I can actually remember, it’s terrible.   reply

You know there are 20 letters in the alphabet? *if you’re dating a smart person and not a dumbass they should say* There should be 26 Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T. But that’s only 25 Oh right, I forgot to give you the D   2 reply

Did it hurt? *What when I fell from heaven?* No, when you fell from the vending machine cuz u a snacc Your so hot my zipper is falling for u are you a haunted house because imma scream when I'm in you. I was feeling very off today but then you turned me on Make like a bacon and STRIP Did you take vitamin D today? Do you want to? Treat me like......   reply

Hey I like space and my favourite planet is ur anus (Came up with this when I was like 7 and I still haven’t forgotten it but I still haven’t actually used it either ╥﹏╥)   reply

"knock knock??" "who's there?" "chalk" "chalk who?" "chalk me" ps. i dnt know if this is a pickup line lol.   reply

Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out? Hahahha this is not mine but this pick up lines are cool so this shall be my fav!   1 reply