Am I the only who sees a baby and their parents and think Oh they had segggs and he came inside?
Am I the only who sees a baby and their parents and think 1) Oh they had segggs 2) he came inside?
Like that's always the 1st thoughts that enter my mind x_x help
And then I picture them doing it NO NO BAD THOUGHTS GO AWAY!!!!! TwT
Like I feel uncomfortable around babies for that reason. Or when a newly wed couples baby is born, I count back 9 months and if the baby was conceived before the wedding date, I'd think either 1) oh they had segggs before marriage, probably got married asap to hide that fact 2) the wife probably did it with some other dude and the guy is just bad at math / ignorant >w<
Sometimes. But my thoughts are less like: "Omfg, they had sex!" and more like: "Someone forgot to wear protection." And if the soon-to-be mother looks more tired than usual, I'd be like: "She should've had him wear protection lmao." reply
