Funny School Quotes no 1.

"The words "sticky and wet" could be an allusion to tears as the author is trying to..." - Presenter

"Any questions?" - Teacher

"Could sticky and wet possibly mean something *else* sticky and w-" - Student A

"Stop." - Teacher, "Just no."
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"What do you think I am asleep when your eyes are closed means?" - Presenter, "Student B?"

"Wait, no-" - Teacher

"He sewed her eyes shut and fell asleep." - Student B

"Why did you let him answer when you *know* what he's going to say?" - Teacher

Presenter shrugs
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"Mr. Chemistry teacher, what happens between dying and drinking turpentine? Can we get high?" - Student B
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"I am on the black list for the FBI for searching up how to make Sarin gas." - Chemistry teacher
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"Hey, wanna hear Other Chemistry Teacher's jokes?" - Chemistry Teacher

"Yes."

"We're tri-ene, but we're di-ene." - Chemistry Teacher

*laughs insanely*

"Now are you ready to die for your quiz?" - Chemistry Teacher
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"If I don't know how to do it, I might as well take a nap," Student A, in the middle of a math test on integration while my math teacher (my poor math teacher) tried to convince him to do the test.
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"Integration by waffling." - Student A

"It's not integration by waffling." - Math Teacher

"It *so* is integration by waffling." - Student A
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"You have two bodies of mass, student A and student C," Physics teacher points to me and student A, "How heavy are you?"

"Uhh 67 kg?" - Student A

"... uhhhhhhhhhh," - Student C

"Ok, so you are 40 kg and 70 kg," Physics teacher writes on board, "So you two have attractive forces between each other, let us calculate what it is." - Physics Teacher

*calculates*

"You two have attractive forces of each other of *insanely small number*. Why is this the case? *pauses* Because she does not like you maybe." - Physics Teacher

*we all laugh*

"Or maybe you do not like her. Do you not like her, student A?" - Physics Teacher.

*long pause*

"Nah nah nah," - Physics teacher, "What force is stopping them from being together?"

"... Friction." - Student A
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"*reads poem* let's skip the icky gross part I don't want to read." - Student B, "*continues*"

also student B:

"Oh, you want me to read the icky gross part?"

"No- I just-"

"*starts reading the icky gross part*"

also student B:

"I think the author was like the title when he wrote this," - Student B

The title of the poem is drunk like a drunk.
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"It is salient because it has literary significance." - Student A

I love this quote the most.

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"What is markovnikov's rule?" - Chemistry Teacher

(it's when you put X onto the Y that already has the most X on it)

"The rich get richer," - Student A

(that is how I remember it lol)
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"Why did you cut THE ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ WITH A KNIFE???" - Chemistry Teacher

Student A - *shrugs*

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Student A and student B are the same student A and student B throughout.

We're the best class.