It happened w new friend who did not know this quirk of mine and the first time i went to his place we were just talking shit this and that, it was a hot summer day and we began to talk about insects. Well… at some point my dumb ass goes and asks innocently
“can mosquitoes suck each other”
like nothing is wrong with that, just a normal obse...... 5 reply
SOOOOO FUCKINGGG CORNNYY i told a dude he was good looking cause i was sorta stunned by his face and he thought i was hitting on him and never spoke to me again. I WASS 13 AND IT WAS NEVER THAT DEEP️ 3 reply
was hella drunk in a club and ask the dj " Yo u look like Noah Centineo " , proceeded to take a billion selfies with him and realised the morning after, he did not look like Noah Centineo 4 reply
"Fish had sex in the water that we're drinking."
My friend spit her water out and slapped me on my head.
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I got pissy drunk and called my gf and cried to her about the time I developed a crush on her cause she kicked me in the legs and cried saying ' I wish u would've jus kicked me in the face cause we would've been together sooner...' drinking is not good guys don't fucking drink!!!!!! 2 reply
This happened like a year ago almost. I was leaving my hostel and waiting for the elevator to take me down from the floor cause it was horrible and one of the girls I had talked to once asked me if I was leaving. I said yes and then she asked if was opting for PG (in this context she asked if I was going to live as a paying guest as I wasn't stayin...... 2 reply
Well i never ever said cringey or susiest thing but one of users i do talk with says the susiest? things ever 2 reply
One time me and one of my male cousins were hanging and suddenly the lights went out. We were eating bananas and we kept eating and one of my older female cousins asked from the next room what we were doing in the dark. I shouted very loudly that we are eating bananas and they somehow made it into a blowjob joke. I didn't even think anything before...... 1 reply
I said that I used to cut myself a lot, now It was in a context of me sucking at cooking but I also used to self harm, so I made an awfully long pause after saying that I used to cut myself a lot, because I realised how suspicious it sounded. I hope my friend didn’t suspect anything. 1 reply
