My masterpiece

Mario wakes up thinking about his mom
Then he sees a cat and says: "wow athat alooks alike my moma I was just thinking about her".
Then his husband calls him from the kitchen: "MARIO WAKE UP!!!! I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO OUR CHILD"
Then Mario come and says: adear are you okay?
He replied: ima fine it's just been aso arough with you lately.
Then Mario ate some apizza: mama mia! That’s aso delicious!
Then Mario say: " Luigi are you ok?"
Luigi replies: "im your father, mother, brother, sister,
"and I cheated on you and im transgender"
"With who?" Mario replies
" with your brother waluigi"
Then Luigi removes his costume and reveal his true self WALUIGI!!!
"I cheated on you with me…." It said
then Mario removes it costume and reveal his TRUE TRUE TRUE self…
*flashback to Mario removing his costume*
"that ok dear… ehem ehem" *Mario die for a minute* *then wakes up and sees his husband, father, mother, brother, sister kissing itself
Story teller: "what the moral we learned kids?
"it's ok to hit your dog"







I wrote this in 5/6th grade with my friend