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"It was one night baby, please come talk to me!" I desperately cried, walking quick ot try and reach out for her hand only for her to whip her wrist away. Her tears flowing down her eyes, staining her cheeks as she shook her head. Disappointment, betrayal and hurt in her eyes. "Sandy..." I couldn't help but choke out my words, my chest tightening after seeing the look on her face. "I swear, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do it, baby." I pleaded, slowly clasping her hand as I got to my knees, tears now streaming down my eyes as my desperation grew. "SpongeBob. Shut the fuck up, and stand." She coldly spoke, while I only continued to plead for her forgiveness. Afraid that I might lose her. "I said get the fuck up and let go of me!" She screamed, swatting my hand away as her glaring eyes look down on me. "One night? You think I'll believe yer bullshit, SquarePants?! Do you think I'm a fucking fool?!" "I'm a scientist for fuck's sake! You think I won't find out yer affair with that damned octopus?!" I couldn't say anything, I couldn't look into her eyes, feeling her glare as her finger point and push at my square head. "Not just a week after our wedding and I see YOU ridin' his clarinet like a professional bull-fucker in mah beautiful state Texas!" She spat out, as her voice cracked in pain making tears only flow once more down my eyes. "In a maid outfit even!" A shaky sigh came out of her lips. "You sick fucker, I know you have many holes but why do you have to be such a whore?!"

"Sandy, please." I softly whispered as my eyes slowly look up to meet hers. Throwing a subtle smolder. "I never meant to do it Sandy, you know I only like your cheeks." "Yeah because you like dicks instead." "But you're the one I love..." I continued, rummaging to my pocket to get the smallest violin and play it. "You're the one I married, you're the one I want to spend the rest of my life with." Getting up, my lips quivered while I slowly reach out to hold her hand once again. Only for her to take a step back. "Don't even try it, SquarePants. You can't make me believe your lies anymore." I could only watch as she turned and walked out on me, and walk out on my life forever. Regret filled my body, ashamed I brought my hand to my face as I cried. Knowing well there's no formula to fix this equation. "Poor you." A voice spoke from behind me as I feel a tentacle slither, sending a shiver down my spine and making my face flush red. I didn't even have to look, I already knew that it was Squidward. His tentacle teasingly entering my holes that made me grit my teeth from trying to stop a moan escape. "Being abandoned like this, don't you worry SpongeBob. I'll be the one to take care of you. Ahæ- Ahæ- Ahæ!"