Today I fucked up.

I told my friend that I would "Take backshots for my favorite teacher," thinking that "backshots" meant getting shot in the back. Now I know what it actually meant (Doggy Style), and it made that sentence turn into something fucked up. I was in public too. I actually want to jump now fr. I wish I could go back in time.

So if you're having a bad day, just remember that you could be me rn.