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Ep 2 "Gertrude's Christmas!"



Ep starts off w/ Gertrude getting a knock from the local catholic church down the road. Gertrude opens and the church lady hands her a 4 styrofoam boxes filled w/ christmas meals. Lady then tells her to have a merry christmas. Gertrude closes the door and reveals she is wearing a sexy mrs.claus outfit. She sends a suggestive photo and text to her new nextdoor neighbor, Mr. Saurkraut.
Mr. Saurkraut is then panned to, leaving through the exit of a mall, where he was working as mall santa. He pulls out a smoke and receives a notification. He opens his phone and sees the message, thinking the text was sent from his other next-door neighbor, chiquita chula. He opens the message excitedly, but once he sees face first a pair of old saggy tits and a big receding hairline he audibly starts gagging.
We then pan back to gertrude, opening the stryofoam boxes to see what meal it was, only to get disappointed as she is met with a sad looking turkey, mashed potatos and gravy. She comments about how those cheap bastards just recycled the thankgiving meal, and how much she hates rich priests. After shes done ranting, Gertrude moves on to the gifts she got from her grandchildren, which were just socks, clothing, and adult diapers. She then complains about her awful grandchildren and how she wished her daughter wasnt such a whore and got abortion.
We then get a short flashback of the daughter, which was asking gertrude that she wants to get an abortion, to which gertrude replies "You got abortion money?".
We cut back to gertrude, and pan to her saggy ass, she makes a comment that her mrs.claus underwear has dookie, to which she quickly grabs the adult diapers gifted to her and runs into the bathroom to change. The episode ends with gertrude saying "maybe these dipshits do have some use"