To my smut fiends

all i have to say is always use lube people   reply

be careful w butt stuff ts hurt   reply

I’m sure everybody on this website is either an inexperience minor or an old person. I’ve never tried anything from a smut tho. Besides ahn ahn Most of what i read is just vanilla so nothing to want to try.   reply

Yes, I got the idea from an ao3 fic and it was amazing: I was lying on top of the table, getting railed from behind by my gf with a strap-on... ... in my fcking dreams   reply

Yeah I have! Read this one story where the mc was broke asf but still horny so they used a carrot as a dildo. Well i tried that and it ended up breaking and got stuck in my bussy, and it was stick in there for a whole day before i went into the emergency room. When they got it out they saw that there was mold on the inside and i had to get an antib......   4 reply

I doubt people get laid when they’re just in their rooms reading porn all day or angst shit   reply

I won't be here reading smut stories if I have a partner to try those I think most readers will share same   1 reply