favorite reddit storytime?

That one redditor's cousin barely escaping getting murdered cuz he bought the serial killer McDonald breakfast... " I can't kill the guy who bought me breakfast"   1 reply

That kid on a NSWF reddit comment section HAHAHHAHA "I'm 14" "What are you doing on a NSFW question then?" "I don't go to work" But other than that, it's the Cbat post   1 reply

the lamp story fucked me up. fake or not, it's just sad. for a filipino one then it's the infamous "miss yor hotshots" and "daijoubou bbq"(random pic cuz i ran out of memes)   1 reply