pokemon fetish
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Kindly shut up wtf is this
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08 10,2023
Your ass could've titled this as 'fun /odd fact' and it wouldn't be as weird but brother...
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08 10,2023
ive seen this on reddit..............did u copypaste it from there?
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08 10,2023
you should've kept that to yourself, aside from you, no one wants or in need to know that weird shit you copypasted on internet or how you ruined the poor innocent pokemon with your weird fantasy theory.
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08 10,2023
you know after you post a question, you have time to still delete it before someone replies. hope this helps :)
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08 10,2023
Pokémon fans after loosing a battle with a ten year old
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08 10,2023
how am i the only one who recognises this copypasta have you guys never seen this shit before??? Im jealous of you guys ngl
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08 10,2023
why would u need to share this information...
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08 10,2023
What in the actual fuck.
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08 10,2023