i had the most bizarre dream by far
it was night time and i was coming back from school (no idea why it was night) it was also pissin it doon out here (raining fucking hard mb) and on my street across i saw a fucking shrek shop that had opened and there was a massive shrek forehead w his ears and i was like i can go home a little later so i cross the road and enter the shrek shop and oh my god i remember everything so vividly, on the windowsill there was shrek merchandise and where the door was on the wall beside it was a cabinet w these dinsey glass figures which are real shit placed in my dream and then a lady walked in with what i thought was a dog at first but later found out it was a cat, and i was like no way u guys are new here right, a shrek shop is insane, and she was like yeah haha blabblabla and started explaining the fucking history of shrek. then i went to the disney glass figurines and i was like no way u sold these here, and they are so cheap compared to other places?!? one was £26 and that was a fucking bargain since most prices are over £100 and she was like yeah haha n i was like ill come back here later and buy one for my sister when its her birthday (true story, we went to a place that sold these irl and she said when it was her birthday i should buy one) and then she gestured to sit me down on this fucking beautiful white coach but i was drenched w rain so i was like nah its fine ill sit on the floor so i moved the carpet away and sat and she continued explaining her origin or sm shit and then she asked me to keep her dog/cat thing still while she went to clean the glass figurines since the dog/cat liked the shiny things and then i found out it was a cat bc it was smooth slim and yk not a dog. and then for some reason, (i have no idea how it lead to this point) but i was all of a sudden hiding behind the store door when my father came in (im not in contact w him and hes been stalking me ever since ive started school and its scary how he also found me in my dreams bro) and i was hiding behind the door and his scary ass face peeked quickly behind the door to where i was and the dream ended there with me waking up questioning reality it self.
pookie i read this in a birtish accent
"oi lad are you challenging me to a sword dual?"
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05 10,2023